There was a young lady of Lima
Whose life was as fast as a steamer.
She played dirty tricks
With a large crucifix
Till the spunk trickled right down her femur.
¶ 1896. In a letter to Leonard Smithers, written from Boscombe on 31st December 1896, Beardsley, no doubt facetiously, informed his publisher that a lady has just written to ask me if I would be kind enough to send her a copy of verses upon any of my pictures. Whereupon I wired the following chaste thing